Funny One-Liners: 60 Clever One-Liners to Tell Friends - One-Liner Jokes
Everyone loves a smartass. In fact, people love sarcasm, which makes it a great outlet to get all of that pent up resentment out while slapping a smile on your face.
Smartass quotes. If you have ever been offended by someone with nothing but a gaping mouth and a figurative puff of smoke as a response, you know how tragic a lack of a comeback can feel. Nasty ex sniffing around?
Friend making bad life choices? Sometimes life leads you astray with no one to turn to. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
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You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries. Rub one ball and everything moves.